Varys stood over the brazier, warming his soft hands. “It would appear Renly was murdered most fearfully in the very midst of his army. His throat was opened from ear to ear by a blade that passed through steel and bone as if they were soft cheese.” “Murdered by whose hand?” Cersei demanded. “Have you ever considered that too many answers are the same as no answer at all? My informers are not always as highly placed as we might like. When a king dies, fancies sprout like mushrooms in the dark. A groom says that Renly was slain by a knight of his own Rainbow Guard. A washerwoman claims Stannis stole through the heart of his brother’s army with his magic sword. Several men-at-arms believe a woman did the fell deed, but cannot agree on which woman. A maid that Renly had spurned, claims one. A camp follower brought in to serve his pleasure on the eve of battle, says a second. The third ventures that it might have been the Lady Catelyn Stark.” The queen was not pleased. “Must you waste our time with every rumor the fools care to tell?” “You pay me well for these rumors, my gracious queen.” “We pay you for the truth, Lord Varys. Remember that, or this small council may grow smaller still.” Varys tittered nervously. “You and your noble brother will leave His Grace with no council at all if you continue.” “I daresay, the realm could survive a few less councillors,” said Littlefinger with a smile. “Dear dear Petyr,” said Varys, “are you not concerned that yours might be the next name on the Hand’s little list?” “Before you, Varys? I should never dream of it.” “Mayhaps we will be brothers on the Wall together, you and I” Varys giggled again. “Sooner than you’d like, if the next words out of your mouth are not something useful, eunuch.” From the look of her eyes, Cersei was prepared to castrate Varys all over again. “Might this be some ruse?” asked Littlefinger. “If so, it is a ruse of surpassing cleverness,” said Varys. “It has certainly hoodwinked me.” Tyrion had heard enough. “Joff will be so disappointed,” he said. “He was saving such a nice spike for Renly’s head. But whoever did the deed, we must assume Stannis was behind it. The gain is clearly his.” He did not like this news; he had counted on the brothers Baratheon decimating each other in bloody battle. He could feel his elbow throbbing where the morningstar had laid it open. It did that sometimes in the damp. He squeezed it uselessly in his hand and asked, “What of Renly’s host?” “The greater part of his foot remains at Bitterbridge.” Varys abandoned the brazier to take his seat at the table. “Most of the lords who rode with Lord Renly to Storm’s End have gone over banner-and-blade to Stannis, with all their chivalry.” “Led by the Florents, I’d wager,” said Littlefinger. Varys gave him a simpering smile. “You would win, my lord. Lord Alester was indeed the first to bend the knee. Many others followed.” “Many,” Tyrion said pointedly, “but not all?” “Not all,” agreed the eunuch. “Not Loras Tyrell, nor Randyll Tarly, nor Mathis Rowan. And Storm’s End itself has not yielded. Ser Cortnay Penrose holds the castle in Renly’s name, and will not believe his liege is dead. He demands to see the mortal remains before he opens his gates, but it seems that Renly’s corpse has unaccountably vanished. Carried away, most likely. A fifth of Renly’s knights departed with Ser Loras rather than bend the knee to Stannis. It’s said the Knight of Flowers went mad when he saw his king’s body, and slew three of Renly’s guards in his wrath, among them Emmon Cuy and Robar Royce.” A pity he stopped at three, thought Tyrion. “Ser Loras is likely making for Bitterbridge,” Varys went on. “His sister is there, Renly’s queen, as well as a great many soldiers who suddenly find themselves kingless. Which side will they take now? A ticklish question. Many serve the lords who remained at Storm’s End, and those lords now belong to Stannis.” Tyrion leaned forward. “There is a chance here, it seems to me. Win Loras Tyrell to our cause and Lord Mace Tyrell and his bannermen might join us as well. They may have sworn their swords to Stannis for the moment, yet they cannot love the man, or they would have been his from the start.” “Is their love for us any greater?” asked Cersei. “Scarcely,” said Tyrion. “They loved Renly, clearly, but Renly is slain. Perhaps we can give them good and sufficient reasons to prefer Joffrey to Stannis... if we move quickly.” “What sort of reasons do you mean to give them?” “Gold reasons,” Littlefinger suggested at once. Varys made a tsking sound. “Sweet Petyr, surely you do not mean to suggest that these puissant lords and noble knights could be bought like so many chickens in the market.” “Have you been to our markets of late, Lord Varys?” asked Littlefinger. “You’d find it easier to buy a lord than a chicken, I daresay. Of course, lords cluck prouder than chickens, and take it ill if you offer them coin like a tradesman, but they are seldom adverse to taking gifts... honors, lands, castles...” “Bribes might sway some of the lesser lords,” Tyrion said, “but never Highgarden.” “True,” Littlefinger admitted. “The Knight of Flowers is the key there. Mace Tyrell has two older sons, but Loras has always been his favorite. Win him, and Highgarden will be yours.” Yes, Tyrion thought. “It seems to me we should take a lesson from the late Lord Renly. We can win the Tyrell alliance as he did. With a marriage.” Varys understood the quickest. “You think to wed King Joffrey to Margaery Tyrell.” “I do.” Renly’s young queen was no more than fifteen, sixteen, he seemed to recall... older than Joffrey, but a few years were nothing, it was so neat and sweet he could taste it. “Joffrey is betrothed to Sansa Stark,” Cersei objected. “Marriage contracts can be broken. What advantage is there in wedding the king to the daughter of a dead traitor?” Littlefinger spoke up. “You might point out to His Grace that the Tyrells are much wealthier than the Starks, and that Margaery is said to be lovely... and beddable besides.” “Yes,” said Tyrion, “Joff ought to like that well enough.” “My son is too young to care about such things.” “You think so?” asked Tyrion. “He’s thirteen, Cersei. The same age at which I married.” “You shamed us all with that sorry episode. Joffrey is made of finer stuff.” “So fine that he had Ser Boros rip off Sansa’s gown.” “He was angry with the girl.” “He was angry with that cook’s boy who spilled the soup last night as well, but he didn’t strip him naked.” “This was not a matter of some spilled soup-” No, it was a matter of some pretty teats. After that business in the yard, Tyrion had spoken with Varys about how they might arrange for Joffrey to visit Chataya’s. A taste of honey might sweeten the boy, he hoped. He might even be grateful, gods forbid, and Tyrion could do with a shade more gratitude from his sovereign. It would need to be done secretly, of course. The tricky bit would be parting him from the Hound. “The dog is never far from his master’s heels,” he’d observed to Varys, “but all men sleep. And some gamble and whore and visit winesinks as well.” “The Hound does all these things, if that is your question.” “No,” said Tyrion. “My question is when.” Varys had laid a finger on his cheek, smiling enigmatically. “My lord, a suspicious man might think you wished to find a time when Sandor Clegane was not protecting King Joffrey, the better to do the boy some harm.” “Surely you know me better than that, Lord Varys,” Tyrion said. “Why, all I want is for Joffrey to love me.” The eunuch had promised to look into the matter. The war made its own demands, though; Joffrey’s initiation into manhood would need to wait. “Doubtless you know your son better than I do,” he made himself tell Cersei, “but regardless, there’s still much to be said for a Tyrell marriage. It may be the only way that Joffrey lives long enough to reach his wedding night.” Littlefinger agreed. “The Stark girl brings Joffrey nothing but her body, sweet as that may be. Margaery Tyrell brings fifty thousand swords and all the strength of Highgarden.” “Indeed.” Varys laid a soft hand on the queen’s sleeve. “You have a mother’s heart, and I know His Grace loves his little sweetling. Yet kings must learn to put the needs of the realm before their own desires. I say this offer must be made.” The queen pulled free of the eunuch’s touch. “You would not speak so if you were women. Say what you will, my lords, but Joffrey is too proud to settle for Renly’s leavings. He will never consent.” Tyrion shrugged. “When the king comes of age in three years, he may give or withhold his consent as he pleases. Until then, you are his regent and I am his Hand, and he will marry whomever we tell him to marry. Leavings or no.” Cersei’s quiver was empty. “Make your offer then, but gods save you all if Joff does not like this girl.” “I’m so pleased we can agree,” Tyrion said. “Now, which of us shall go to Bitterbridge? We must reach Ser Loras with our offer before his blood can cool.” “You mean to send one of the council?” “I can scarcely expect the Knight of Flowers to treat with Bronn or Shagga, can I? The Tyrells are proud.” His sister wasted no time trying to twist the situation to her advantage. “Ser Jacelyn Bywater is nobly born. Send him.” Tyrion shook his head. “We need someone who can do more than repeat our words and fetch back a reply. Our envoy must speak for king and council and settle the matter quickly.” “The Hand speaks with the king’s voice.” Candlelight gleamed green as wildfire in Cersei’s eyes. “If we send you, Tyrion, it will be as if Joffrey went himself. And who better, You wield words as skillfully as Jaime wields a sword.”