I soared through a tunnel of bright light. The light changed colors every other second, like I was at a rave. I flipped in the tunnel and was forced into barrel rolls as I traveled at a high rate of speed to wherever I was headed. What was happening? I felt my stomach contents slowly rise to my throat. I tried to keep it down, but it was impossible. I turned my head to the side and puked into the tube of light. I was able to avoid the vomit splatter on my clothing. As if that would matter if I had vomited on myself when I slammed into the ground or a wall, killing me. I sped up immediately afterward. I felt like I was on one of those roller coasters that had a mechanism that shot you down the track at high speeds. I just knew I was going to puke again, and I was absolutely right. Vomit sprayed all over my surroundings as I continued to fly through the cosmic wormhole. Suddenly I was blinded by a burst of radiant light, as if the tunnel I was traveling through exploded. Maybe it had? My vision went black as I tottered off the edge of consciousness. I lost that battle as well as I saw nothing but darkness once more.
A cool breeze caressed my face, causing me to wake up from my dream. I slowly opened my eyes, only for them to be gouged by the sharp, piercing light of the sun. I gagged and turned my head to the side, and puked again. I must have gotten food poisoning or something. This was the third time I’d thrown up in the past few minutes. Wait, this was a dream, so this was the first time I’d vomited on the dirt beside me.
The dirt beside me? I should be in bed in my room in the basement. I sat up quickly, almost causing me to pass out once more. I wasn’t in my basement. I was outside, but where I was, I did not know. The wind blew with more force, sending a chill through my body… through my naked body.
“What the fuck?” I yelled as looked at my entirely nude body. Then I quickly noticed that this wasn’t my body at all. I was much larger… not overweight, but muscular. I rotated my arms in front of my eyes. It looked like someone had cut off He-Man’s arms and attached them to my body. It was incredible to see. It was shocking to see. I was still deep in my overly lucid dream. I pinched my beefy arm as hard as I could, but it was to no avail. I didn’t wake up. I’d only caused myself some pain. The next thing that caught my eye was… well… my thing. My dick was huge. I had always been, in my opinion, a little below average in that department. Now I was ready to star in my first porn movie. My legs were as muscular as an NFL running back, with huge veins popping out all over the place.
I turned my attention to my surroundings after I stared at my mysterious new body. I was on the summit of a mountain. I became nauseous once more from my fear of heights, but I was able to keep my stomach in check. I refused to throw up again. To my left, I saw blue water as far as my eyes could see. This looked to be an ocean or an extremely large lake. The water was turquoise, like I was looking offshore on a Caribbean island. I saw green forests and plains in the other direction. My attention was drawn to what looked like a town at the base of the mountain.
“That’s Summerstar,” said a strange voice from behind me. It jolted me into action and dove forward, then spun around to look for the source of the voice. My eyes widened when I saw a six foot tall purple kangaroo staring back at me. I now realized I was still in a crazy dream or I had a mental break of some sort. The kangaroo waved at me and smiled. “Hello, Chad. My name is Fozzy. Please don’t be afraid, you’re not crazy, I promise you. I am as real as this mountain you are standing on right now.”
“No, you’re not. None of this is real,” I motioned all around me and shook my head.
“This is just a crazy dream. I’m just in a deep sleep right now.” This would all be over soon.
The purple kangaroo hopped toward me, causing me to back away and lose my balance. I rolled down a hill to the edge of a cliff. I couldn’t stop my momentum and I was going to plummet to my death. At least this would wake me from this madness. What if it didn’t? What if this was real, and I was going to actually die? I went over feet first and fell. I reached my huge right arm upward and caught myself on the ledge of the cliff. I dangled naked off the side of the enormous mountain. I raised my left arm and gained purchase above beside my other white-knuckled hand. I made the mistake of looking down toward the town below. My stomach churned, but there was nothing left in my stomach to throw up. I pulled myself up to safety with ease. The strength in this body was impressive. I would have been a goner for sure with my old, chubby, and weak body. This body was a completely different story. I took a deep breath after I got to my feet.
“Maybe you should move away from the deadly cliff. I will not hurt you. Come on over here and let’s talk.”
I nodded hesitantly and shuffled forward, away from the cliff. My heart rate slowed the further I moved away from danger. I couldn’t believe that I was a naked man talking to a purple kangaroo named Fozzy on the top of a mountain in a strange new world. This was utterly preposterous. Fozzy hopped backward to give me more room.
“I’m sorry for hopping toward you earlier. I didn’t think you would react like you did. Sorry about that. That was close. Luckily, you have all those muscles. If that’d been me, I would be a bag of meat and bones splattered on the rocks way down below.” Fozzy chuckled as the wind blew through his purple fur. I looked him up and down slowly. He was certainly a kangaroo with the pouch and everything.
“The way you’re looking at me is giving me the creeps, Chad.”
“I’m sorry. I’ve never seen a kangaroo in person, let along talk to one. This is a lot to process at the moment. I have no clue what is going on. Wait, you said, Chad. How do you know my name?”
“You’ll soon find out that I know a great deal about you.”
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