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Qian’er was dressed in a black robe and stood amongst the countless gravestones scattered on the snow. She was gazing at her surroundings.
No one dared to stand up.
“Roar—”
A dragon’s roar was heard in the sky as Onyxia dived down but was dispersed by Li Yi before landing.
Li Yi took a look at the corpses on the ground and smiled. “I thought you were killed by a group of idiots.”
“Follow me.”
Qian’er waved her arm to summon a Purple Chocobo mount.
Li Yi summoned his Holy Light Warhorse to follow her.
While on the way, Qian’er briefly explained the situation.
She was here in the North Pole to dig for hidden treasure, instead of on a quest, and had experienced a similar encounter to Li Yi’s. Before she was able to dig for the treasure, she had bumped into the God of Massacre Clan.
“I wanted to dig for treasure over there, but they wouldn’t let me through and even catcalled me. I couldn’t control my anger, so I killed them all.”
“They catcalled you?”
With a sour expression, Li Yi turned his horse around.
5 minutes later, he returned and rode alongside Qian’er.
“You killed them again?”
“I used Soul Bind on them.”
Qian’er snorted. “What a bad guy.”
“I’m a good guy…”
Li Yi chuckled and leaned towards Qian’er. “How did they catcall you?”
“Well, well, they called me, something breast… something cow… something, what’s the meaning of this?”
Halfway through, Qian’er turned to Li Yi with a steely gaze.
Li Yi was focusing his eyes on Qian’er’s pair of bosoms while listening to her words. He pretended to suddenly see the light as he waved his arms ferociously. “Nothing, nothing.”
Judging from his perverted look, it did not take much to know what was going on his dirty mind.
“Creek creek creek creek creek…”
Qian’er gritted her teeth.
“Did you call me here to play some hentai game?”
Qian’er paused. “What’s a hentai game?”
Li Yi answered naturally, “It’s a game where you hump hump hump hump hump…”
Scowling at Li Yi, Qian’er ordered her Chocobo to increase its speed, leaving him behind.
The place Qian’er led Li Yi to was not far. They reached the area after a two to three-minute walk.
There was a mini frozen lake within the snow and that was Qian’er destination.
Qian’er dispersed her mount and pointed at the mini frozen lake. “This is it.”
The frozen lake was small, about five square meters but a look inside showed that its depths were unfathomable.
Li Yi asked, “Are we heading underwater?”
Qian’er nodded. “Yes, my Purple Treasure Map digging spot is underneath this frozen lake. I tried going under and almost died.”
“There’s a monster in there?”
Qian’er nodded. “Uh huh uh huh…”
“So, you called me here, to help you kill this monster?”
“Uh huh, uh huh.”
“Uh huh, no problem with that but… can you stop making the uh huh sounds?”
With her face flushed red, Qian’er made a throat-slitting motion. “Die!
“For you.”
Qian’er tossed Li Yi an Underwater Breathing Potion.
Li Yi threw his head back to consume it.
Splash!
Li Yi cannonballed into the frozen lake, creating splashes before disappearing out of sight.
Qian’er stomped her foot. “What’s the rush? I haven’t finished talking.”
Splash!
She too jumped into the water.
Underwater, Li Yi riding the Mermaid Princess, waiting for her.
Li Yi shouted, “Fancy a ride?”
“No.”
Qian’er swung her arms in rejection of Li Yi’s invitation to ride on the Mermaid Princess and slowly swam downwards.
The Mermaid Princess swung her beautiful tail and quickly caught up to Qian’er.
“Look at you, slowpoke. Look at me, how fast.”
Qian’er snorted. “Only a perv would ride on such a beautiful and magical mermaid.”
“Don’t you dare vilify my master!”
Before Li Yi had a chance to reply, the Mermaid Princess spoke up and glared at Qian’er with hostility.
Li Yi found a reason. “See, this beautiful and magical mermaid loves having me ride her, so I have to ride her.”
“Perv!”
From up above, the frozen lake did not look large but once underwater, the waters ran deep.
Li Yi and Qian’er went straight down for over ten minutes yet had not reached the bottom.
“Qian Qian, how much longer?”
“I didn’t record the time earlier, but it should be soon…”
“Just get up here.”
Li Yi squeezed the Mermaid Princess’ waist between his legs to signal her to sprint forward towards Qian’er.
Qian’er gave it a thought before forcefully nodding. “Alright, but… I’ll sit at the back.”
Li Yi moved a little to the front, sharing the ride with Qian’er, with her on the waist of the Mermaid Princess.
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Underwater, the Mermaid Princess was the fastest creature in existence. On land, she had little strength but once underwater, she grew significantly more powerful. Carrying two persons on her back was simple.
Li Yi gently pet the Mermaid Princess’ hand, signaling her to slow down before turning to Qian’er. “Qian Qian, why won’t you sit in front of me?”
“You know why.”
“Oh please, I really don’t know. Would I ask you if I knew? C’mon, let me know…”
Li Yi squeezed his thighs, spurring the Mermaid Princess to surge forward before coming to a screeching halt. Li Yi then squeezed his thighs again, instructing the Mermaid Princess to accelerate before making another sudden stop…
The sudden accelerations and stops had Qian’er slamming onto Li Yi’s back…
“Oh blow, blow, blow my socks off…”
“You… You perv!”
After several bumps, Qian’er finally got the message. With a red face, she raised her knuckles to hammer at him.
“Master, danger lurks ahead. Please be careful.”
Suddenly, the Mermaid Princess made a sudden stop and alerted Li Yi.
At the bottom of the clear and still frozen lake, lay a tortoise-like monster. The monster was a hundred meters long with three heads. The shell on its back was covered in spikes.
Qian’er pointed at the monster. “The destination of my treasure map is beneath it.”
“That’s a Mutated Three-headed Spike Tortoise…” Li Yi frowned.
Qian’er answered with bated breath, “What? Is it hard to defeat?”
“You can’t defeat it but that doesn’t mean I can’t.”
“What are you waiting for then? Fight.”
Qian’er was a Fire Wizard so an underwater battle would not allow her to use all her power.
“The Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise was a Golden-named Rare Elite at Level 130. Its DEF is incredibly high, and it can cast spells consecutively without pause.”
Qian’er nodded. “Yes, I fought it earlier, but its three heads fired magic at me like crazy. The shield I activated was barely enough to survive. I was lucky it didn’t pursue me when I escaped, or I would’ve been done for.”
“Do you know why it didn’t chase after you?”
“Why?”
Li Yi stole a few glances at Qian’er’s ample chest, stirring the disgruntled Qian’er to cover herself with her hands and tilt her body sideways.
“Cough, it’s not because of that. That’s just a personal hobby of mine.” Li Yi cleared his throat and continued, “The three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise spawns in rather interesting conditions. It can spawn in any place with water but that is only one of the conditions. The other is…”
Li Yi took another glance at Qian’er’s boobs.
“Creek creek creek… Do you want to die!”
“The other condition is… The Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise will only spawn in waters with hidden treasure.”
“Treasure?”
Li Yi nodded and pointed at the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise. “It may have a huge head, but underwater, it’s only slightly slower than a mermaid. If it wanted to pursue you, you won’t be able to escape. It didn’t chase after you, I believe, due to one possibility.”
Qian’er blurted, “There’s treasure underneath it!”
“Oh, you do have brains. Tsk tsk, that doesn’t match with the rumors.”
“Die!”
Qian’er’s eyes lit up. “Treasure underneath it… So, you’re saying that my treasure map led me to something good?”
“It’s hard to say. The Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise is here because of a treasure, not because of your treasure map.”
“Understood.” Qian’er nodded.
“You do know the Silence Spell, right?”
“I mastered it at Level 30…”
“When the battle begins, you silence the middle head, and I’ll kill it.”
“Okay.”
“Remember, you must make sure that Silence remains the whole time because if the middle head unleashes a spell, we’ll be in trouble.”
“Okay!”
“Let’s f*ck this!”
“Perv! Can’t you just say let’s fight?”
Dispersing the Mermaid Princess, Li Yi gently landed on the bottom of the lake before taking a few steps forward. He hurled a golden Hunt Target over the Three-headed Spike Tortoise.
Ding ding ding ding ding —
Successfully overlaying 5 Hunt Targets, Li Yi drew his Orange Quality Bow to prepare a Powered-up Arrow.
“I’ll count to 3 and you Silence.”
“1, 2, 3, Silence!”
With a raise of Qian’er’s staff, A Silence Light Ring appeared above the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise’s head, putting it into a 60-second non-casting mode.
The Wizard class’ Silence Spell was ineffective towards players and bosses and could only be used on special monsters. Thus, it was not used often.
Fortunately, the Silence Spell was effective on the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise.
Tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tst —
A Tenfold Powered-up Arrow was fired. Its power was so impressive that it created a water current as it flew.
Bp pft!
Powered-up Arrow sank inside the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise. Li Yi chose to target its neck which was unprotected by its thick shell barrier, dealing 100% damage.
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Qian’er’s jaw dropped at the sight of 20 million damage from a single arrow.
With the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise rising with anger, its three heads rose to spurt Water Bolts at Li Yi.
Li Yi tumbled and rolled on the ground, evading the wide-ranged Water Bolts with ease.
“Swoosh swoosh swoosh!”
Each of the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise’s heads had its own function. The two heads on the sides were in charge of attacking while the one in the middle was responsible for healing. With Qian’er controlling the healing head, its HP consistently fell.
Li Yi’s golden Hunt Target was hurled again. The Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise may be a Level 130 Rare Elite, but its intelligence could not compare to the demons of Foreignland. Failing to understand the importance of removing the Hunt Targets, it was at Li Yi’s mercy.
Tch tch tch tch tst —
Another Tenfold Powered-up Arrow was fired, inflicting another 20 million damage to the Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise.
Qian’er gasped in admiration. “You’re a madman…”
“This is nothing. If I still had +58 Holy attribute points, a single arrow would be at least 40 million and above…”
“Szh szh…”
The Three-headed Golden Spike Tortoise’s body was shining brightly as its three heads raised in unison, drawing a deep breath in.
The water current around surged towards its heads, sucking Li Yi and Qian’er in.
“Take caution! Prepare to Flash!”