Today I got my allowance!
It is not much but, still it makes me so happy!
I have barely enough for a bowl of ramen, at Ichiraku's or buying some snacks!
It may seem petty or stupid to even buy such things with my allowance, but when you live in orphanage you have to share pretty much everything.
The money that I have is too little to buy anything of worth, and weapons can only be bought by shinobis at weapon stores.
Now if someone from a shinobi household or a shinobi where to gift it to me...perhaps...Meh, I-I don't know if that is how kids get their weapons in this village.
I'm pretty sure in the mist village you get an entire set of weapons just after being born.
Maybe....nobody tells me anything about this damn place! I wasn't even sure at first that this was the same world as in the manga or a world that shares the same history.
Also, the only 2 characters that I have met from the show are Naruto and Ichiraku.
1 was pure coincidence, and the other 1 was because...I mean, is not that hard to find him.
He literally owns a building with his name plastered on top of it...I hardly had to try...I may be lazy but I am not that lazy to try something so easy.
Regardless, I chose him because, I tried to confirm if this world was truly the same as in the manga.
Also, just being able to confirm that he existed in this world...was good enough
So now that I am 100 percent sure that they both exist...Nothing, I got nothing...just that I should probably start investing in training or invest in the Ichiraku franchise in the future...his daughter is also a beauty and to my tastes so it would not be a bad deal.
So, is it the same world?
Pfftt!!!! The f*ck if I know!
It's not like I am in Rick and Morty where people just announce which universe they are from, when they go to another universe or meet alternate versions of themselves.
So...
This did not confirm anything that I truly needed to know.
Not even the weapon part.
Naruto is a unruly/ smelly brat without any friends and Ichiraku is a middle age old man... not exactly easy to strike a conversation with either of them, much less ask them about weapons.
Furthermore, I am pretty sure that none of them have weapons.
Unless, Ichiraku happens to be the true master mind behind the Naruto world!!!
Sadly it is unlikely...why run a food business if you are able to destroy the planet...this isn't Yuyu Hakusho.
If you have that much power your only options are, Hokage, vagabond, c*ck-blocked/blind loner on the moon, or try to resurrect yourself by using an orphan, by which you use his best friend to kill his maybe or maybe not girlfriend, amid a series of convoluted events, all to further your goal of awakening a giant monster that you can make transform into giant ass tree in order to capture everyone in the world, and finally reflect your freaky alien eyeball on your forehead against the moon to obtain peace...maybe? Somehow...?!
He and I have a very different definition of peace.
But who knows I've never been butt-hurt! Those last 3 guys, all have been butt-hurt in one way or another!
Last of his clan alive, murdered by his best friend, C*ck-blocked via a punch to the face...urgh...I have seen a tragic set backstories in my life.
I hope I don't have to go through any of that!
Especially C*ck-blocked!
Anyway, now that I've met Naruto.
I thought that I'd be able to meet his entire cast and merry friends...but that's not how life works.
In most stories the main character would meet an important character and then followed by the next one, but either I am not a main character or I am just another doomed back ground character who gets revealed far after the main story has been concluded.
If I was a real main character, I'd be able to meet like Guy or Kakashi and his friends by now...but nope!
Konoha is a pretty damn big village! It takes me like an hour just to come to the center of the village from my orphanage.
The only high level shinobis that I have met are Uchiha policemen, which are not very likeable.
Most of them are either snobbish or outright hostile, its like they only have 2 modes hostile and snobbish.
No wonder no one likes them!
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They are too serious, people don't like people that are no fun...when will they learn.
If Fugaku had any common sense he'd hire someone revamp the clan's image, but no, he doesn't! He is a stupid shinobi through and through!
(Oh sh*t here they come again!...Hmm? Wait is that Uryuu! Not again!)
Uryuu, is a boy the same age as me and we share the same room with 2 other guys.
He has this weird fascination with Uchihas! It is a bit creepy all things considered.
It is not that uncommon for civilian shinobis to feel that way, most kids in my orphanage want to be shinobis. And also, dream of joining the major clans like Sarutobi, Hyuga and many others but nobody besides Uryuu wants to be part of the Uchiha clan.
First thing first, those stupid have no idea what it means to join a clan.
It is not a club that anyone gets to join, but my guess is that no one has the strength within their heart to break it to them.
Break to them the horrible truth...but who knows maybe that is how some people join their clan.
Clans like the sarutobi have nothing really special about them.
They just summon monkeys and breath fire...not exactly super genetic.
W-well, whatever!
Going back to the Uchihas.
They are a bit scary and most people in the village, children or adults just prefer avoiding them altogether!
After all they are popo!
Nobody likes the popo, no matter which universe you live in...they are a bunch of party poopers!
To think that the Fuma clan...a clan distantly related to the Uchiha clan...like very distant! No where as close as the Senju and the Uzumaki are in term of fire power, and overall abilities. They don't even have Sharigans!...what a bunch of losers!
Anyways, you'd think they would learn from their more attractive and powerful relatives demise, but nope! They decided to join the police anyways...probably in some misguided way to pay tribute...meh! at least they make good shurikens for all that is worth.
But Uryuu dreams to be part of their clan (not the fuma clan but the uchihas, I don't think anyone knows who the fuma clan are) because, I mean physically, he could blend in no problem. Jet black eyes and jet black spiky hair, edgy attitude and a bit arrogant.
He fits the perfect profile info for the random Uchiha!
He also almost dresses like them too, but has no shirt with that weird turtle neck and fan symbol in his clothes.
Probably because he might get a visit from a couple pissed off uchihas.
Otherwise, he would be a dead ringer for a member of their clan. I mean I don't think we knows who is father is so he could be o...but I doubt it.
That level of plot armor is usually reserved for people with amazing talent, and I have seen him train...let's just say that shuriken throwing is not his specialty. *giggle*
Those shuriken were made by him, carving some wood...so maybe that could explain somethings, besides he is only 4 years old; so maybe he will awaken something in the future....hahaha!
I watched Uryuu talking to the officers for about 2 minutes but it did not seem to go so well for him.
They parted ways with both parties seemingly a bit annoyed by the exchange. One of the involved parties was clearly feeling worse than the other.
-Eh!(Uryuu)
Suddenly our eyes met and Uryuu was very surprised to see me.
(Damn! He spotted me!)
-Hey Uryuu! Ah!?
I tried to talk to Uryuu but he ran away at full speed!
Guess... he must have felt really embarrassed by what just happened.
I'd be too, but I wouldn't make fun of him...maybe.
...meh! I don't care!
Chapter end