Chapter 85: Chapter 75: A report of fraud~!

It only took a few lines from Alexis before all the goblins ran off towards the {Moolesh Mountain Range} though they seemed rather drained of energy.

Thinking that Eel Jr. couldn’t help but look towards the gobo-bunny-duo who were now squeaky clean on the outside at least. In truth she could hardly be surprised that the duo managed to outlast an entire tribe at this point with the goblin girl looking very satisfied with a big grin. Even if both her stance and the bunny lazily sprawled on her back was clearly a bit awkward due to their recent activities.

Alexis meanwhile had her tails bouncing back as she had her hands resting around the little dragoness giving her a boobhat. The girl in question has her right hand resting in Emily’s while using her rediscovered bone spear as a walking stick with her left. Though her nose did cutely twitch as her strong sense of smell could clearly tell a rather strong helping of ‘Lyada’ had been disposed in her ancestors mouth.

“Well then~ those silly green fellows will be heading towards the base of the mountain range to wait for us to arrive after dealing with this trouble. Are you planning to head straight towards the nearest guild or pass through the villages again. You are the leader little cub so it’s up to you to make this decision as a leader~?” <Alexis>

Her voice was gentle while placing the weight of the choice on the girls shoulders (not just the weight of her boobs) yet it was clear what the purpose was. The foxy woman was clearly using this as another teaching opportunity for the younger one. Gloved hands slowly stroked through the purple locks - her hand actually moving to the right side of her hair to pull it behind her ear.

“Hm~ have you thought of shaving this side off while curling the other half up? It would really suit you with your preferred style of ‘adventurer princess’ compared to just having it go all over the place like it currently is. Isn’t that right Emily~?” <Alexis>

“Mhm but Beth looks good in everything to me…” <Emily>

Of course, Alexis instantly got distracted from her own question to instead braid the right side of her hair with a smile on her face. As for Eel she actually couldn’t help but tilt her head in a curious manner. It’s not that she particularly liked her current ‘all out’ style but rather it was Ali who liked her hair like this. She did like the idea Alexis was suggesting as it could look pretty cool…

“*Cough* Maybe ya should answer the first question?” <Fuka>

“I think it’s a waste of time doing this at all; if thou continue to get distracted it’ll take ages before thou to reach {Moonlesh Mountain  Town} let alone {Gobberz Kingdom}!” <Promicarus>

<She seems a bit better than she was last night at least? N-not that I care or anything!>

Seemingly after making sure their traveling companions didn’t smell like semen the grumpy girl walked up. She still wasn’t as confrontational as originally was but at least she was still disagreeing with them. Still that didn’t mean Eel Jr. would let the girls foolish comments off without rebuttal!

“Fufufu~ for someone with an obsession for fake products it’s strange you have no interest in real fame or fortune. Maybe you're only interested if it’ll give you a new toy~?” <Eel>

“Maybe it’ll be thine greed which gets thou an early grave tumour chest!” <Promicarus>

“Either way we need to inform the guild but since you suggested a route so generously we’ll head through the village just in front of us before heading to the village where we left Tom. If you want to head to the mountain town by yourself you are more than free to. I’m sure you could make it with all the dolls you no doubt have fufufu~!” <Eel>

“I just give credence to the fact it would be far more methodical to hand in the mission at the town like what we originally concurred!” <Promicarus>

“Ah~ but if the fool was going to run anywhere upon realising we were going for him it would be back towards {Shanta City} not the mountain town. I want to see if I can hunt him down before we arrive at the village so I can get the glory for beating that fakey faking faker~!” <Eel>

With that Promicarus puffed up her cheeks while frowning; honestly she understood that as she too wanted to just kill the useless man. Still this was a point she couldn’t concede on a whim however she knew she couldn’t convince the dragon once she set her mind on something. If she knew one thing over their short time butting heads it was the dragon has a thick skull!

“*Tsk* Fine however let’s not waste time…” <Promicarus>

“Heh~ when do I ever waste anything, everybody eyes up we’re heading there at double time with Fuka on point fufufu~!” <Eel>

That in mind the group stopped playing around as Fuka nodded while taking point as she ran at a steady pace with Lyada following beside her; Alexis let go of Eel while she fell on one knee to let the cowgirl hug her back. As soon as she felt Emily in position the dragoness shot off to follow forth.

Seeing the obviously decently oiled team Promicarus just let out a sigh before swiping the air with her left hand to create a rift out of which a [Nightmare] - a demonic horse with strong metal/illusionary abilities - strolled out which she quickly mounted. Alexis on the other hand had no preparations needed so just followed along peacefully with the same smile on her face as she watched Eel Jr..

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It took even less time for them to arrive in the village upon which they immediately headed towards the village chiefs house.

Funnily enough it didn’t even take Elizabeth’s supreme tracking skills to catch the fake hero at this point since even Fuka who’s skill set obviously wasn’t close to Eel’s could tell. Afterall it was hard to imagine anyone else wailing and crying like a bitch about needing to be listened to. With the man seemingly not even trying to run the group couldn’t help but look among themselves while the self-assessed Demon Lord just haughty sat upon her demon horse.

They almost seemed to be having a silent conversations with nods, shakes and blinks along the line of.

‘Is this really the guy?’ <Fuka>

‘Sucked my dick so I should know’ <Lyada>

‘A lot of people suck you dick though’ <Emily>

‘He was a sloppy sucker though’ <Lyada>

‘He definitely smells manly though in the same way Fuka does not like Photon’ <Eel>

‘Did we not learn he also swung that way?’ <Fuka>

‘Eh~ true but Photon wouldn’t be screaming like that’ <Eel>

‘We need to head in anyway to report the status of the job completion - if it is the fake hero we’ll just capture him to hand in’ <Emily>

‘Should let Alexis beat him for a bit then hand him over to your new mom Emily!’ <Eel>

‘Rather vengeful for a hero’ <Fuka>

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